SO ............

Had a mad moment there I guess when I thought things would be sorted out with a bit of humour but it never goes right.

I just don't get it to be honest but there you go.

What abortion? Would like to know how I managed that in the retirement warden controlled premises I was living in while looking after my mother and ill. Would've been a double miracle as I'd been through the change .. another reason why my back went so quickly .. rotten timing there .. but the body gives up calcium very quickly just after the change .. more than at any other time.

Forrests? There b hippies lurking in ur forrests. Seems like at the bottom of ur gardens too. Don't know if they're all OAPs or round abouts.

Um .. and what does good friends mean?